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Hey, it's lucky that I love the smell of kerosene in the morning. My travel plans had been disrupted by snow storms, so I had a bonus night with a bed (as opposed to a red-eye seat) at Newark Airport. There aren't many places you can watch a monorail directly from your bed - and probably even fewer where people on the monorail can watch you - this may not be to everyone's taste.

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However, overall, on the scored features, a solid 47% score.

Room Quality - 5/10 'Functional', you get the idea.

Getting There - 5/10 A quick courtesy bus ride from P4 terminal on the monorail. However, I had to call the bus after being out in the cold.

Cost - 8/10 ca. $70 a night, can't be faulted, excellent service from staff.

Phone reception - 7/10 good solid four bars.

Internet - 3/10 I found the wireless intermittent, and slow.

Conference facilities - n/a - Not part of their offering.

Mushroom factor - 0/10 not a hope of a fruiting body with ten miles of here, I fear.