My Morel Guardian
It's the time of year when every 47 year old man's fancy turns to morels. On campus there is one spot where they grow, and since they are so yummy and scrumptious, I have taken the precaution this year of appointing a 'morel guardian' - Gerard Klewygt. He can keep watch from his desk, tipping me off if anyone spends a suspiciously lengthy time in the bushes.